Q: What do reindeer eat for breakfast?
A: Deerios.
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer take so many coffee breaks?
A: They are Santa’s Star Bucks!
Q: Where do reindeer express their thoughts?
A: In their reindiary.
Q: What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
A: Horn-aments.
Q: What did the reindeer say when he won the lottery?
A: Christmas be my lucky day.
Q: Who won he race between Rudolph and Prancer?
A: Rudolph won by a nose!
Q: What did Santa say when he stepped into a big puddle?
A: It must have reindheer.
Q: What did the reindeer get when he crossed a bell with a skunk?
A: Jingle smells.
Q: What do Santa’s sleigh team like about rainy days?
A: The reinbows!
Q: What’s the smartest type of animal at the North Pole?
A: Braindeer.
Q: What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
A: Go to a re-tail shop for a new one.
Q: What did the Deer Queen say to her daughter when she turned 21?
A: It’s your time to Reign deer.
Q: What do reindeer sing to Santa on cold nights?
A: Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Q: What do reindeer have that nothing else can have?
A: Baby reindeer.
Q: What did Santa name his two-legged reindeer?
A: Eileen.
Q: How do you make a slow reindeer fast?
A: Stop feeding it.
Q: Who works construction at the North Pole?
A: The cranedeer.
Q: What’s red and white and gives Christmas presents to gazelles?
A: Santalope.
Q: What happened when Rudolph ate rotten food?
A: He got Reindiarrhea.
Q: Did Rudolph go to public school?
A: Nope – he was elf-taught.
Q: What’s red and green and guides Santa’s sleigh?
A: Rudolph the red-nosed frog.
Q: What Prince album did the Comet and Prancer listen to while they worked out?
A: Purple Rein-deer.
Q: What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A: A Pony sleigh station.
Q: What looks like half a reindeer?
A: The other half.
Q: Which reindeer have the shortest legs?
A: The smallest ones.
Q: What do you call a reindeer who tells zany jokes?
A: A Christmas Card.
Q: Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
A: To fly to the other side.
Q: How is a reindeer like a coin?
A: It has a head on one side and tail on the other
Q: What game do reindeer play in their stalls?
A: Stable-tennis.
Q: Why do Santa’s reindeer fly?
A: Because they can’t drive.
Q: Why is Prancer always wet?
A: Because he’s a “rain”-deer.
Q: Which popstar helps pull Santa’s sleigh?
A: Britney Reinspears.
Q: What kind of money do reindeer use to buy things?
A: Jingle bills.
Q: Which one of Santa’s reindeer is the best at cleaning sinks?
A: Comet.
Q: If baseball players get athlete’s foot, what do reindeer get?
A: Mistle-toes.
Q: Which of Santa’s reindeer is the best on his feet?
A: Dancer.
Q: How do you get into Donner’s house?
A: You ring his deer-bell.
Q: Why did the reindeer spell Christmas N-O-E?
A: Because he overheard Santa say “No L” when he walked by.
Q: What reindeer can jump higher than a house?
A: All of them – because houses can’t jump.
Q: Where do the reindeer like to stop for ice cream?
A: Deery Queen.
Q: Why is Scrooge so nice to Santa’s reindeer?
A: He values every buck.
Q. What is brown, white, and red all over?
A. A sunburned reindeer.
Q: Who helps deliver Christmas gifts to New England?
A: Mainedeer.
Q: How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
A: He looks at the calen-deer.
Q: Why did the reindeer ask the turkey to join the North Pole band?
A: Because it had the drum sticks.
Q: What did Santa say when Mrs. Claus asked for the weather forecast?
A: Rain, dear.
Q: When should you give reindeer milk to a baby?
A: When it’s a baby reindeer.
Q: Where do you find reindeer?
A: Where Santa’s elves left them.
Q: Why do reindeer have fur coats?
A: Because they look silly in snow suits.
Q: Why are reindeer so cold at Christmas?
A: Because it’s in Decembrrrrr.
Q: What do Santa and Scrooge have in common?
A: They both follow the big bucks.
Q: Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
A: Rude-olph.
Q: What do you get when you cross one of Santa’s deer and a cow?
A: A reinsteer.